LISA IS SO FUNNY

this is my little sister and her friend

i love her 

HULK HOGAN

hahahah
i just watched this again
and it's so fucking stupid and funny
i like the end
<3 and when maria says "yeah brother..."
hahaha <3

morgan hill midnight madness

www.cakefarts.com

soooo gross you don't want to click it.

it ruined my outlook on all cakes.

a day i don't remember

sf

a fun day minus the crack heads and $20 pitchers. :)

moments before the duck attack

DANCE IT OFF

POSIN'

MMMM

SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT!! HAHA 

GYMNAST...GYM NASTY HAHA

MS. NEW BOOTY

THIS WAS MOMENTS BEFORE WE HEARD A DUCK QUACKING IN THE BUSHES AND WERE CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL A DUCK WAS DOING QUACKING ITS LITTLE FEATHERED ASS OFF AT MIDNIGHT SO WE BROKE A BOTTLE FOR PROTECTION AND DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE ONLY TO FIND A STRANGE MAN WITH A WHISTLE ... HE JUMPED OUT AND SAID BOO WE SCREAMED AND RAN. THE END <3

SERIES OF EVENTS IN SF

Well today we went to San Francisco.

So many crazy things happened along the way...

i didn't even think we were going to make it downtown... i hope casara gets her car aligned soon, before she kills someone or herself. haha so we get on caltrain and when we go through the tunnels it only hurts mine and maria's ears. casara must have strong ears or something. but really i should be the one with the strongest ears because on the train i learned that both casara and maria's ear drums popped when they were younger. mine has never popped, it never will. hm. i have really strong ones. that's besides the point though. so we get to san francisco and casara is working on her water bottle full of white zinf and we catch a bus. bus #45 to be eggs-act. then we realize we are on the wrong bus so we get off and jump on the right one, #10. i wish we had taken the #45 for a little bit longer to avoid what happened next. we get on the bus and the driver is a total dick. he pissed me off the moment i got on the bus. "GET IN GIRLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING" like he's in some huge rush. annoying. anyway so before we can even walk to 3 empty seats the bus takes off and we sit in the closest empty ones. maria and i sit together and casaras in the back some where..... where she belongs. then i look to the left and i notice i'm sitting right next to some crazy asian guy speaking crackhead and hella pointing at me and stuttering or something i don't even know, he sounded like a pissed off beat boxer. so anyway i move really close to maria cause this fool is creeping me out.. then at the next stop i move because i'm scared he's gonna accidentally spit on me. anywho so i sit next to casara and i IM maria to come over to us because that guys a weirdo and a few stops later she gets up to move by us and this crackhead walks after her and PUNCHES her in the back of the head!!!! at this point i'm totally shocked and i just say "WHAT THE FUCK" super loud and casara actually gets up and says "WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT OKAY WHAT THE HELL" and goes up to the bus driver and tells him what happened and we got him kicked off the bus. it was super creepy and i felt like crying really hard. poor maria. i feel bad that all i said was what the fuck. really loud though. i've never said it so loud. 

ugh 

i already wrote this in too much detail i always do this.

i'll write more tomorrow.

<3