maria

i miss you

i miss your mexican ways

i miss your tangled hair

i miss your stupid laugh that sounds like you can't breathe

i miss our babytops

i miss pee/poop texts

i miss hef

i miss your ugly clothes that turn out to be cute

i miss your purple eye

i miss skype

i miss fun drunk times

i miss la vics and boogie(royal)

i miss smoking cigarettes

i miss finger painting

i miss eating

LISA IS SO FUNNY

this is my little sister and her friend

i love her 

HULK HOGAN

hahahah
i just watched this again
and it's so fucking stupid and funny
i like the end
<3 and when maria says "yeah brother..."
hahaha <3

morgan hill midnight madness

www.cakefarts.com

soooo gross you don't want to click it.

it ruined my outlook on all cakes.

a day i don't remember

sf

a fun day minus the crack heads and $20 pitchers. :)

moments before the duck attack

DANCE IT OFF

POSIN'

MMMM

SHE ALWAYS DOES THAT!! HAHA 

GYMNAST...GYM NASTY HAHA

MS. NEW BOOTY

THIS WAS MOMENTS BEFORE WE HEARD A DUCK QUACKING IN THE BUSHES AND WERE CURIOUS TO KNOW WHAT THE HELL A DUCK WAS DOING QUACKING ITS LITTLE FEATHERED ASS OFF AT MIDNIGHT SO WE BROKE A BOTTLE FOR PROTECTION AND DECIDED TO INVESTIGATE ONLY TO FIND A STRANGE MAN WITH A WHISTLE ... HE JUMPED OUT AND SAID BOO WE SCREAMED AND RAN. THE END <3