Saturday, June 7, 2008

SERIES OF EVENTS IN SF

Well today we went to San Francisco.
So many crazy things happened along the way...
i didn't even think we were going to make it downtown... i hope casara gets her car aligned soon, before she kills someone or herself. haha so we get on caltrain and when we go through the tunnels it only hurts mine and maria's ears. casara must have strong ears or something. but really i should be the one with the strongest ears because on the train i learned that both casara and maria's ear drums popped when they were younger. mine has never popped, it never will. hm. i have really strong ones. that's besides the point though. so we get to san francisco and casara is working on her water bottle full of white zinf and we catch a bus. bus #45 to be eggs-act. then we realize we are on the wrong bus so we get off and jump on the right one, #10. i wish we had taken the #45 for a little bit longer to avoid what happened next. we get on the bus and the driver is a total dick. he pissed me off the moment i got on the bus. "GET IN GIRLS WHAT ARE YOU DOING" like he's in some huge rush. annoying. anyway so before we can even walk to 3 empty seats the bus takes off and we sit in the closest empty ones. maria and i sit together and casaras in the back some where..... where she belongs. then i look to the left and i notice i'm sitting right next to some crazy asian guy speaking crackhead and hella pointing at me and stuttering or something i don't even know, he sounded like a pissed off beat boxer. so anyway i move really close to maria cause this fool is creeping me out.. then at the next stop i move because i'm scared he's gonna accidentally spit on me. anywho so i sit next to casara and i IM maria to come over to us because that guys a weirdo and a few stops later she gets up to move by us and this crackhead walks after her and PUNCHES her in the back of the head!!!! at this point i'm totally shocked and i just say "WHAT THE FUCK" super loud and casara actually gets up and says "WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT OKAY WHAT THE HELL" and goes up to the bus driver and tells him what happened and we got him kicked off the bus. it was super creepy and i felt like crying really hard. poor maria. i feel bad that all i said was what the fuck. really loud though. i've never said it so loud. 
ugh 
i already wrote this in too much detail i always do this.
i'll write more tomorrow.
<3

Friday, March 28, 2008

DYNAMIC HEALTH CONCEPTS

LOL MY TEACHER IS CRAZY TODAY
ALL THE SUDDEN I HEAR
"..GET SEDATED ONE OF THESE DAYS AND GET AN 18 INCH TUBE UP YOUR BUTT....YEAH ITS NO FUN."
AHAHA HE'S ON A ROLL TODAY

dynamic health concepts

my teacher is pretty cool.
today we were learning about cancer.
causes of cancer, symptoms, and prevention methods.
he had a few visuals to share with the class and there was one that stuck out from all of the rest.
I usually don't pay much attention because I'm eating most of the time... and then I heard this:
"SO IF ANYONE WANTS TO SEE PICTURES OF UHH... OF MY HEALTHY COLON, THEY'RE UP HERE."
Class response: ".................. ?!?!"
"I UHH I DON'T MEAN TO GROSS ANYONE OUT BUT ITS JUST SO FASCINATING. IT REALLY IS. ITS GROSS LOOKING, BUT ITS MY UH MY HEALTHY COLON."
ahahahahha
that was the best thing that's happened in this class so far.
&to tell you the truth I kinda want to see it.
ahahah
:)

Love ya babies

Tuesday, February 5, 2008

the first blog

MARIA YOU GURK ASS HO.
I'M HERE BY0TCH
FUCK MYSAPCE 
YEEYEE